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The Whiners Thread


Everything is hunky dory
  13% (62)
The preacher didn't shake my hand
  3% (17)
I almost drowned during my baptism
  1% (8)
They will let anyone sing specials...
  10% (47)
The preacher is preaching to me
  6% (27)
Music is always rock-n-roll and loud
  4% (18)
No one ever calls me when I'm out
  9% (44)
It's too cold in there
  9% (40)
All the mixed perfume smells drive me crazy
  7% (32)
Don't click here
  33% (148)


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/14/2008 4:06:25 PM   
KuKu


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ORIGINAL: pstrdebi

Ohhhh.... Kayyyyyy.
That was entertaining.


I am whining that she is whining about entertaining whining...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/14/2008 9:35:52 PM   
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/14/2008 9:37:59 PM   
PopsiLufsJesus


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Status: offline 		LOL ezri

all these lovely visions...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 3:55:43 PM   
pstrdebi


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ORIGINAL: PopsiLufsJesus

LOL ezri

all these lovely visions...


I whine for not-so-lovely visions...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 5:57:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		...... are we still on the topic of looking at butt pimples?

I jus' wanna make it clear to ya'll in cyberland that I DID get a pimple on the back side.....






















of my head.


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 7:15:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ha! See... you still haven't looked down there and it is just because you don't feel anything strange butt...
who knows, you may smarten up and eventually look and discover something strange and go to the B doctor and he could tell you that it was good thing that you came when you did and I... would be YOUR HERO!

...and crosswalk people would start asking me for advice and before long there would be WALKER311 folder on crosswalk and then later I would be on CNN and then they would start asking me questions about solving the recession/economic problem and all this would be possible because one person looked at their butt.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 7:44:47 PM   
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Ha! See... you still haven't looked down there and it is just because you don't feel anything strange butt...
who knows, you may smarten up and eventually look and discover something strange and go to the B doctor and he could tell you that it was good thing that you came when you did and I... would be YOUR HERO!

...and crosswalk people would start asking me for advice and before long there would be WALKER311 folder on crosswalk and then later I would be on CNN and then they would start asking me questions about solving the recession/economic problem and all this would be possible because one person looked at their butt.


"... and soon, in the land of Walker, he would become president and then... HE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 8:06:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Perhaps I should make a "WALKER311" folder in the "Personally For You" section.

"Ask Walker about how to locate butt pimples and other related economical/recessional topics you need advice on".



(.....starting to get a sinking feeling this thread is turning into "The Never-ending How to Locate a Christian Butt Pimple Thread)

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 8:19:31 PM   
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I haven't giggled like this in while. I'll be 50 tomorrow and I need it.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 8:28:24 PM   
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 8:39:45 PM   
ladyichigo


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I'll be 50 tomorrow


Happy Tomorrow Birthday!!

I believe turning 50 does warrant you your own thread ....(as if I have the authority to make such warrant )

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 9:00:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito

Happy birthday tomorrow, Darryl! Age isn't a number but a state of mind. Methinks you're closer to 14.


I was gonna say 16 but 14 is cool too.


Now for birthday songs- I have a couple of faves, I simply cannot decide between...

Happy Birthday dear Darryl.
Happy Birthday dear Darryl.
Happy Birthday God Bless you!

and

happy happy birthday- this birthday song is short!

Well neither is nearly as cute as --> THIS ONE <-- so I'll pick the one in the link.

~ezri

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 9:11:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ladyichigo
(.....starting to get a sinking feeling this thread is turning into "The Never-ending How to Locate a Christian Butt Pimple Thread)


How do you know that the B.P. is a Christian?

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 9:27:06 PM   
PopsiLufsJesus


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Status: offline 		Whine: I missed a good sermon at church tonight...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 9:52:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sisrev

quote:

ORIGINAL: ladyichigo
(.....starting to get a sinking feeling this thread is turning into "The Never-ending How to Locate a Christian Butt Pimple Thread)


How do you know that the B.P. is a Christian?


Obviously, if B.P. is located on a Christian then it would be part of that Christian, and therefore B.P. would be a Christian!


WHINE!!

The butt pimple topic that Walker started talking about has mutated into some kind of talk about IT being a Christian!!

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 10:23:50 PM   
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Perhaps I should make a "WALKER311" folder in the "Personally For You" section.

"Ask Walker about how to locate butt pimples and other related economical/recessional topics you need advice on".



(.....starting to get a sinking feeling this thread is turning into "The Never-ending How to Locate a Christian Butt Pimple Thread)


Reading this thread caused me to remember this old song from Dr Demento


"She has freckles on her .....................
But she is nice."

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 10:40:25 PM   
sisrev


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sisrev

quote:

ORIGINAL: ladyichigo
(.....starting to get a sinking feeling this thread is turning into "The Never-ending How to Locate a Christian Butt Pimple Thread)


How do you know that the B.P. is a Christian?


Obviously, if B.P. is located on a Christian then it would be part of that Christian, and therefore B.P. would be a Christian!


Do you have any scripture for that?


...so sorry, I have been lurking in the theo thread again...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 10:55:05 PM   
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I haven't giggled like this in while. I'll be 50 tomorrow and I need it.


Darryl;

Happy birthday. Nice to meetcha. Have they already asked you if you have another brother Darryl???

(virtual chocolate chip cookie for anyone who gets the reference.)

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/15/2008 10:55:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks for the song ez and I especially liked the ending. I wish that I could get to the bottom of how this B.P. topic came into my 14 or 16 yr old mind butt, I have been sitting too long watching the presidential debate and my tush is tired and a little sore which may have something to do with my real age.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/16/2008 12:59:27 AM   
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Don't forget now, wear pants that have elastic in the waistband.

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/16/2008 7:55:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday Darryl!

Enjoy it. Because it's at age 50 gravity takes its toll and everything starts to wear out or to function in ways they never did before. Going through the 50s ain't for sissies.




(Couldn't post in the whiner thread and leave it on a positive note. )
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/16/2008 9:36:32 AM   
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I haven't giggled like this in while. I'll be 50 tomorrow and I need it.


Darryl;

Happy birthday. Nice to meetcha. Have they already asked you if you have another brother Darryl???

(virtual chocolate chip cookie for anyone who gets the reference.)

shallbe

How about another brother named Larry?

*grabs cookie*

Whining...ugh...my whine for the day: Parents who treat church like a daycare center. *sigh*

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/16/2008 10:22:22 AM   
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Reading this thread caused me to remember this old song from Dr Demento


"She has freckles on her .....................
But she is nice."


Aaaahhhh... hahahaha!

Doc-tor De-men-to, Doc-tor De-men-to

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/16/2008 10:24:47 AM   
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How about another brother named Larry?

*grabs cookie*


*Grabs cookie from Tinkerbell because she didn't say that the gag is from NEWHART.*

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/16/2008 10:28:15 AM   
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I brought the cake

Don't forget now, wear pants that have elastic in the waistband.



Love the cake Awed! is it banananana flavored?

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