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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/3/2008 10:28:00 PM   
crankius


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Hi Kerrlaw and Friends!

(((SPAM)))

Different topic...

I showed Mr. Cranky the perfume I want for Christmas. It's called "desire". He was walking away from me, thinking about the name, trying to be sure he remembered it, and he said, "It's called deliverance?"



Then he said, "Smells like the back woods." And he added, "Smells like my grandpa's still."



I think I'm going to have to buy my own perfume.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/3/2008 10:45:17 PM   
Kerrlaw


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I think I'm going to have to buy my own perfume.


Of course you are.

How long have you been married?

If we really mess something up, we never have to do it again.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/3/2008 10:47:46 PM   
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quote:

How long have you been married?


16+ years.

Obviously I have not learned all the trickery of men yet.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:07:01 AM   
CoeurdeLeon


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quote:

ORIGINAL: crankius

Hi Kerrlaw and Friends!

(((SPAM)))

Different topic...

I showed Mr. Cranky the perfume I want for Christmas. It's called "desire". He was walking away from me, thinking about the name, trying to be sure he remembered it, and he said, "It's called deliverance?"



Then he said, "Smells like the back woods." And he added, "Smells like my grandpa's still."



I think I'm going to have to buy my own perfume.

HA!!!! Mr. Cranky makes me laugh.


That's probably because I don't have to live with him.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:42:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

How long have you been married?


16+ years.

Obviously I have not learned all the trickery of men yet.

I've been buying my own presents for years. If not I'm not sure I'd ever get anything!

We're going on 25 years of marriage!

BTW...you're all invited to the 25th celebration...just don't know where it will be yet.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:55:09 AM   
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25 years is great!! let us know when and where!!!!

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:58:59 AM   
WhiteRoseBlessings


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ORIGINAL: crankius

He was walking away from me, thinking about the name, trying to be sure he remembered it, and he said, "It's called deliverance?"
ROFLOL!!!



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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 11:44:25 AM   
SirWintery


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Crankius wants perfume? Is this where Santa finds out what you want for Christmas?

I want an Xbox.

Just in case Santa is reading this.
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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 1:46:26 PM   
Kerrlaw


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quote:

ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

How long have you been married?


16+ years.

Obviously I have not learned all the trickery of men yet.


It's really the only trick we have that works.

And it works works because it's so easy for you to believe that we are incompetent.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 1:47:36 PM   
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Well we do make that easy...

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 1:49:20 PM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: wintery

Crankius wants perfume? Is this where Santa finds out what you want for Christmas?

I want an Xbox.

Just in case Santa is reading this.


Santa, please bring me a Lexus.

If I haven't been that good, a wii with the sports package and the package that keeps the brain sharp (can't remember what it's called).

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:14:16 PM   
Smokymtnsanta


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BBfan

quote:

ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

How long have you been married?


16+ years.

Obviously I have not learned all the trickery of men yet.

I've been buying my own presents for years. If not I'm not sure I'd ever get anything!

We're going on 25 years of marriage!

BTW...you're all invited to the 25th celebration...just don't know where it will be yet.

Tony's BBQ and Grill.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:15:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBfan

quote:

ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

How long have you been married?


16+ years.

Obviously I have not learned all the trickery of men yet.

I've been buying my own presents for years. If not I'm not sure I'd ever get anything!

We're going on 25 years of marriage!

BTW...you're all invited to the 25th celebration...just don't know where it will be yet.

Tony's BBQ and Grill.


Sounds good to me. Let us know the date and we'll meet you at Tony's.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:17:33 PM   
Smokymtnsanta


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ORIGINAL: wintery

Crankius wants perfume? Is this where Santa finds out what you want for Christmas?

I want an Xbox.

Just in case Santa is reading this.

Checking my list...............................

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:18:43 PM   
Smokymtnsanta


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

quote:

ORIGINAL: wintery

Crankius wants perfume? Is this where Santa finds out what you want for Christmas?

I want an Xbox.

Just in case Santa is reading this.


Santa, please bring me a Lexus.

If I haven't been that good, a wii with the sports package and the package that keeps the brain sharp (can't remember what it's called).

As in previous post.......................checking my list...........................

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:19:06 PM   
armydude


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I figure I'll just skip the process and ask for coal...

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:21:42 PM   
BlessedAngel1983


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Dear Santa,

I want a job for Christmas. I've been a very good girl this year.

Love, Terri
Age 25

Ps. I promise to leave you milk and cookies!

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:45:18 PM   
BBfan


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Smokymtnsanta

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBfan

quote:

ORIGINAL: crankius

quote:

How long have you been married?


16+ years.

Obviously I have not learned all the trickery of men yet.

I've been buying my own presents for years. If not I'm not sure I'd ever get anything!

We're going on 25 years of marriage!

BTW...you're all invited to the 25th celebration...just don't know where it will be yet.

Tony's BBQ and Grill.

Actually was thinking about doing something like that. I had all these plans for a big catered deal at home in Virginia...then hubby and I've been tallking the last couple of weeks about doing something simplier...either at Tony's or have something here in SC...what do y'all think??? Tony's in PF??? or here at the Beach in SC????
Either way it will be August 22nd...the closest Saturday to our actual anniversary of August 25th!

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 2:52:20 PM   
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Can't attend on the 22nd of August, have Triuimphant Concert scheduled in Acworth, GA that night.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 3:01:39 PM   
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Can't attend on the 22nd of August, have Triuimphant Concert scheduled in Acworth, GA that night.

How does August 29th work???

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 4:13:36 PM   
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Of course Tony's works for me! We may have a party like we had for Sam's birthday last year - lots of people, but no guest of honor.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 4:27:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfan

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ORIGINAL: robertyork

Can't attend on the 22nd of August, have Triuimphant Concert scheduled in Acworth, GA that night.

How does August 29th work???

Sounds good to me. The World Premier is there Aug 24 - 26 and we'll be there for that so we could just stay over a few more days.

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:22:27 PM   
Kerrlaw


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HA!!!! Mr. Cranky makes me laugh.

That's probably because I don't have to live with him.


Does this mean that you y'all won't laugh at me in the retirement home?

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:25:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

HA!!!! Mr. Cranky makes me laugh.

That's probably because I don't have to live with him.


Does this mean that you y'all won't laugh at me in the retirement home?

I promise to laugh at you til my stomach hurts.


Oh wait. Is that the answer you wanted?

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RE: Kerr's Christmas Club - 12/4/2008 7:29:15 PM   
Kerrlaw


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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

HA!!!! Mr. Cranky makes me laugh.

That's probably because I don't have to live with him.


Does this mean that you y'all won't laugh at me in the retirement home?

I promise to laugh at you til my stomach hurts.


Oh wait. Is that the answer you wanted?


Depends.

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