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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:14:03 PM   
RamiRedeemed


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put the book under your pillow while you sleep

what should i make for dinner

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:15:53 PM   
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roasted cockroach stew ... a good source of protein.

Should I take a bath or just stay dirty?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:28:07 PM   
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Why take a bath? You'll only get dirty anyway. Save water. Take a bath once a year. That's how people in the old days used to do it.

Should I make dinner or stay in CW?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:29:41 PM   
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Make dinner for everyone on CW and ship it immediately in a paper envelope.

Should I attempt to leave or keep posting until I reach 5000?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:30:46 PM   
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stay on the CW until neighbors call CPS on you when they find your daughter scrounging around in their trash can

Should I help this guest in my club or stay sitting in my office on the CW?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:32:31 PM   
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quote:

Should I attempt to leave or keep posting until I reach 5000?


Psalm, stay and we'll have a race on who can get there faster, lol.

Should I make my bed that I didn't make this morning?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:34:07 PM   
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Yes ... and then sleep on the couch so it doesn't get messed up again.

Should I feed the dogs early?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:35:45 PM   
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quote:

Should I help this guest in my club or stay sitting in my office on the CW?


Stay here so you can lose your job and have more time for CW.

Should I start charging for my advice?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:37:10 PM   
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nope, you don't even need to feed the dogs tonight, they will survive

Should I wake my daughter up since I missed her so much today?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:37:41 PM   
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nawh, just do everything for free, that makes it easy to pay the bills

what should i feeed the baby

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:38:49 PM   
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I would say jaw breakers, I am sure she would just love that, and plus it's candy, I heard the kids just LOVE candy for dinner.

Should I get 2 dogs just like Psalms274?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:40:22 PM   
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Only after she screams for two hours, just to be sure she's really hungry and not becoming one of those emotional eaters.

Should I lie down on the floor with the dogs so we can have quality time?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:41:26 PM   
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Should I wake my daughter up since I missed her so much today
Oh definitely. Babies just love being awaken when they're in the middle of their sleep. And when they wail and cry, it's cry of happiness when they open their eyes and see your face. Trust me, I know this one. I have an 11 year old. LOL.

Should I feed the cat first or my daughter or me?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:42:08 PM   
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oh yeah of course, you should eat with them too

should i go outside naked to get the mail?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:43:24 PM   
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Only if it's below 30 degrees outside and it's still light out.

Should I paint the neighbors house while their at work tomorrow?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:44:17 PM   
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sure, but only if you paint it bright pink!

Should I go swimming in a pond?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:45:56 PM   
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Only after the ice is at least one inch thick ... the snorkel under the ice.

Should I collect tadpoles and watch them grow into frogs?

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Linus, my dog, little Kaleigh and Sally!

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:46:07 PM   
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oh yeah especially if its really cold

should i drink another monster? ive already had 3

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:48:45 PM   
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why make it one, drink 10 more!

should I try and compete with Rami and Psalms on saying crazy things?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:49:28 PM   
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surely! it makes people think you're really really intelligent

should i go smoke another cigg?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:50:43 PM   
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No. you won't win. Rami was born crazy and Psalm just contacted what Rami has.


Which book of the bible should I read tonight. I just want a short one that I can read in one sitting.

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:51:22 PM   
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YES! smoke a entire pack while your at it, it won't hurt you in any way

should go to walmart and buy more Christmas decorations?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:51:37 PM   
RamiRedeemed


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oh man, just read one word, thats all you need, one work. make it the first word in genesis.
which should i read tonight?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 7:58:59 PM   
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quote:

Which book of the bible should I read tonight. I just want a short one that I can read in one sitting.


Psalms ... it goes by really fast ... especially when you read every forth word for the secret code that tells about how to cook your spaghetti in Norwegian.

quote:

should go to walmart and buy more Christmas decorations?


Yes ... in fact look up where all the stores are in a fifty mile radius and drive to each of them to make price checks so you can be sure you are getting the best deal

Should I put make up on before I go to bed just in case I dream about my prince charming?

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Linus, my dog, little Kaleigh and Sally!

http://piswa.blogspot.com/
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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 8:00:17 PM   
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oh of course, put on some really oily make up so that when you wake up your face glistens...

should i eat this unidentifiable substance in the fridge? its kinda green n black and has white growing hair?

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