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DreadPirateRandy -> RE: What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you? (8/15/2008 4:06:59 AM)
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There was two instances that involved one of my fears: coulrophobia (fear of clowns)
I was admitting to one of my friends, while heading back to his house, about my annoyance/hatred/fear of clowns. Just as I explained to him, out of the corner of my eye comes this motorcycle towards us. Behold, it was a motorcyclist dressed as a sadistic clown, and as this motorclownist passed, it seemed like time stood still in terror. Do NOT ever admit your coulrophobia or a sadistic clown will find you.
Second instance revolved around the same admittance. Hours prior, I let my friends know of this clown thing I had, the conversation began from a clown magnet my youth pastor had on his refrigerator. Another one of my friends had brought over a box of brownies that night. Well, we played Risk until the wee hours of the morning, so everyone is delusional and delirious from the sleepiness. Everyone gets ready to leave, and my youth pastor walks up and asks if I would like the last brownie. "Sure", I said. I open up the box, reach my hand in, only to be stared deathly into the face by this horrible clown magnet I had seen earlier. I crawled into the corner rocking to and fro. Meanwhile, my friends are rolling on the floor laughing. This lasts for a good 10-15 minutes.
Principle of the stories: clowns are the devil.
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