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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 2:59:00 PM
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saraimay75
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?
Capture all the other single women and tie them up.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 3:37:00 PM
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Prairiehiker
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?
Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.
http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 3:44:26 PM
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?
Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.
http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1
Sierra Mist
ROFL
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:29:46 PM
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shemaromans
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?
Hey, Shema, if you can do what this girl did in this Sierra Mist commercial, that bouquet is yours.
http://www.youtube.com/user/miguelmoreno1
Sierra Mist
That's the best advice that anyone's ever given me.  Perfect!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 10:36:33 PM
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shemaromans
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You may get the boquet, but I'm doubting you'll get a beau after a demonstration like that!
besiderself
Very, very true...which makes it quite excellent advice given the premise of this thread.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 11:46:15 PM
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Prairiehiker
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?
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Consider all the worlds Thy Hands have made;
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God to Thee
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/20/2008 5:20:11 PM
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shemaromans
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?
Start wearing a name tag that says: Hello! My name is [insert man's name] future wife.
When he asks why you're wearing it, tell him that a television evangelist sent the nametag to you after you sent him $29.99 in the mail to find out from him through divine revelation who God has planned for you to marry.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/20/2008 11:35:32 PM
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saraimay75
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?
Put on a Wedding Dress find the man you want to marry and say to him "I am a sign. Now kiss me."
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 6:08:29 PM
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?
Send him your wedding invitation and ask him to proof it for changes.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 8:24:46 PM
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Prairiehiker
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How do I make a person realize that I'm the one that God chose to be his wife?
Send him your wedding invitation and ask him to proof it for changes.
FB, that is great advice. LOLA. I always joke around that I've got every thing ready for my wedding, all I need is the name of the groom to put in the wedding invitation.
Sidenote: we actually did this for my parents' 50th wedding anniversary. We arranged for them to have their vows renewed without them knowing it. So, on their anniversary, we handed them a card, which really was an invitation to their own wedding. We made all the arrangements, even her wedding dress was made. It was just like a real wedding, but only this time, the bride and groom didn't know about it. It was a blast! That was 13 years ago and now they're in their 63 years of marriage.
I know I shouldn't post it in this thread but I can't help talk about about my parents long marriage.
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Consider all the worlds Thy Hands have made;
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God to Thee
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 9:35:46 PM
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That is VERY cool! I wasn't allowed to do anything for my parents' 50th anniversary. They celebrated 61 this year - mom didn't understand what day it was. It was very sad.
Back to your regularly scheduled thread.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 9:40:03 PM
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 10:59:03 PM
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?
Don't brush or floss for at least three weeks prior to your dental appointment.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 11:01:12 PM
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?
Eat lots of taffy to loosen it up.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/21/2008 11:03:30 PM
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humbleinspirit
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LOL Walking and Shema!
Now this kinda reminds me of one of my favorite Steven Wright one liners:
"I have a really cute hygenist, so I have an appointment, in the lobby I eat an entire box of Oreos." 
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 7:36:12 AM
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?
Ignore it.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 1:55:15 PM
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saraimay75
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I have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?
Pull it out yourself. That there will be no costly dentist bill.
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God love admiration . . . I think it annoys God if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 5:31:34 PM
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Prairiehiker
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have a tooth that needs to be worked on. What should I do?
Get a string. Tie one end to your tooth, tie the other end to a door knob. Stand 4 feet away from the door. Slam the door really hard! Voila, your problem is solved, and no dentist bill.
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O Lord my God, When I in awesome wonder,
Consider all the worlds Thy Hands have made;
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God to Thee
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
<<<dogsledding at the Canadian Rockies
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 5:34:46 PM
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humbleinspirit
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But what if the string breaks instead?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/22/2008 5:36:34 PM
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Prairiehiker
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HUmble, you worry too much, lol.
Then do it again! Only use a stronger string next time! Trust me, it works! let me know how it goes, lollllll!
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O Lord my God, When I in awesome wonder,
Consider all the worlds Thy Hands have made;
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God to Thee
How great Thou art, How great Thou art.
<<<dogsledding at the Canadian Rockies
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