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Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:38:10 PM
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Carleejoan
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I'm starting a new thread for the bad advice game. A person has a dilemma and you have an answer for it! eh?
I can't stop eating potato chips. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:41:41 PM
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RosieCotton
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go eat some chocolate!
I keep tripping over my shoe laces......what should i do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:43:56 PM
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Carleejoan
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Tie them together in a knot and try to run.
Our dog is lazy. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:46:39 PM
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MamaPyratekk
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Give him a couple of adderall and really consider a shock collar...a powerful one.
My husband won't clean up after himself, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:48:07 PM
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Carleejoan
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Consider a shock collar. This is bad advice remember. LOL
My daughter needs to go to bed. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:50:41 PM
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MamaPyratekk
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Duct tape is your friend with this...tape her to the bed and lock the door.
I'm sick, but the doctor isn't open today. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/22/2008 11:52:59 PM
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Carleejoan
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Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. Oh ya drink five cups of coffee and eat a brownie sunday.
I need to get to sleep what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 12:01:51 AM
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MamaPyratekk
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Sleep is overrated, what's best for your body is actually sleeping a minimal amount. Drink a few espressos and go to bed closer to 6am.
My computer loads SO SLOW! What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 12:20:54 AM
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Carleejoan
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Reboot it and then go to DOS and type in Zap datadisk.
It stays light up here for a long time and it's harder to get to sleep in the summer because of the longer days. What should we do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 3:18:07 AM
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RosieCotton
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paint your windows black!
Its raining and lightning.....what should i do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 7:03:42 AM
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MamaPyratekk
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Go outside and read under one of the trees.
Oh no, I accidentally shrunk one of my husband's shirts! What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 9:54:17 AM
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Carleejoan
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Let him put it on and tell him to stop eating so much if he complains the shirt is too small.
An Aunt and Uncle are coming today. I need to tidy up. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 11:24:21 AM
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Quickly go buy an empty house and tell them you're re-modeling.
I want to go to an amusement park today. What should I ride?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 12:31:25 PM
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Anything that's really twisty and fast. Lots of bumps are best. Especially just after you've eaten a big meal.
I need to go to the piano teacher in a few minutes. What should I do? I don't feel like going.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 9:32:19 PM
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still4gvn
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break one of your fingers with a hammer - you can't play till it's healed.
The coyotes keep howling and it's eerie and distracting. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/23/2008 9:51:37 PM
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slushie
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Open the window and howl back at them. Loudly. Keep this up all night until they leave.
I have to study for a test and I want to stay on the computer and play! What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/24/2008 2:49:44 PM
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still4gvn
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Tell your prof that he/she should test you on your important alternate skills - like 'giving bad advice' and 'ruining a wish' and writing blogs - instead of Bio and all that archaic stuff.
A friend is staying with us for a couple of months. We're thinking of renting her the room permanently but I don't know if we'd all irritate each other after a while. What should we do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/24/2008 4:10:40 PM
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slushie
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Give her the doghouse. If you have one. Or lock her in the basement... that way you wont' have to see her and so you won't irritate each other.
I have college applications to do. How's the best way to write a college application essay?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/24/2008 5:52:52 PM
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Carleejoan
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Copy an essay a friend has written even you're not interested in what they're doing.
I might have to see relatives this summer. What can I do to make the visit less tense?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/24/2008 8:41:23 PM
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luv2prayzHim
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Wear deodorant.
My dog is allergic to my cat.
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/24/2008 10:08:10 PM
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Carleejoan
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Funny one luv2pray. Too bad for the dog. Get more cats and he'll be really happy.
How can I deal with grumpy, miserable family?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 12:02:04 PM
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still4gvn
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Run away from home. Color your hair and get a new wardrobe and start over in a different province. While your at it, make up a new resume with lots of degrees and experience so you can get a fun job. Send your dd postcards every day to remind her to clean her room and do the laundry.
Our life group is trying to sing some worship songs when we meet. Dh leads and he's tone deaf. I think some of the other people are too. What can we do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 1:39:45 PM
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slushie
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Well, you could stop them everytime they go off key. Yell at them nice and loud whenever that happens. I guarantee the problem will go away.
My little sisters read too much comic books. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 5:45:56 PM
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Carleejoan
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Get your sisters the stock market report papers to read instead. Ask them if they can spot any "patterns."
My daughter is allergic to grass seed and I let her seed the lawn again. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice III New Starter one! You guys! - 6/25/2008 6:35:10 PM
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Use +2,4-D herbicide next time.
no grass, no weeds, no plants, no more problem.
My dogs don't like water, need help.
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