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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:44:04 PM   
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Bluestone I am so glad you did not ask them if they were Cattle farmers. Because I am afraid of what you would have detected.
Mooooo... *plop*

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:51:43 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:55:25 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 4:02:52 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 6:49:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kath

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?



I do intend to submit this for quote of the year, in which case we'd have two winners, the straight man and the one with the punch line. I don't know if he'd allow that but it's on my list for submission.



I'm a straight man too.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 7:39:43 PM   
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(wow, some people are just so easily offended!

< Message edited by Kath -- 7/24/2008 8:06:46 PM >
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 7:40:03 PM   
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I would certainly hope so Kerr or your wife might not be very happy...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:09:36 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:13:14 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:18:06 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 12:42:32 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 2:20:18 PM   
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I could get mad, but it is just not worth the energy. The best way to respond is to live a good long blessed life.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 2:23:18 PM   
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You've got it in spades...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 5:42:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Guildenstern: A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.

(borrowed from Restored_heart's tagline and she borrowed it from rosencrantz and guidenstern are dead)

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:45:35 PM   
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That play/movie has a lot of gems...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/26/2008 11:44:53 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/26/2008 11:50:17 PM   
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Welcome to the thread Melissa! Good first post.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 12:53:41 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 1:03:43 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 1:49:56 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 2:29:39 PM   
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Hi! Nice to meet you! I can't say I've ever met a living martyr before.



Then you've never met my mother.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:28:49 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:29:55 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:33:30 PM   
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Have you been drinking and posting again?


A related one:

What have you been smoking that caused you to post something that stupid?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:59:09 PM   
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