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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 5:36:17 PM   
Memaw.


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backsliddedness


Men.

Always wanting to "reach around" instead of "reaching through" while "occupied".
You wouldn't be "backslidden" if you would just "reach through".

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Since you weren't here, I slapped my own forehead.


You should never attempt that on your own, you need catchers for that!

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 6:17:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

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ORIGINAL: monamie

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ORIGINAL: monamie

.....and I still don't know what a tther is. This thread just won't make any sense to me until I have that piece of the puzzle.

Kerr, you don't have a toilet paper holder because you put in central heat? I'm sure if I knew what a tther was, that line of reasoning would make perfect sense to me.

And for some reason, Mona, they don't want to tell us. We keep asking and asking and asking. Wonder why it's such a big secret.


It's probably a cult, or some type of secret society of which some of these people may be members. Maybe if we knew the secret handshake, they'd tell us the meaning.


Gary (the guy who substituted a rubber band for toilet paper) is in charge of demonstrating the handshake.



But not until he washes his hands!
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 8:10:07 PM   
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Men.

Always wanting to "reach around" instead of "reaching through" while "occupied".
You wouldn't be "backslidden" if you would just "reach through".


But there is something in the way.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 8:31:52 PM   
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But there is something in the way.



A big ole belly?


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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 9:10:43 PM   
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OK this is the handshake.




If that's the official greeting, then that's a secret society I think I can be a part of!!! (....of which I can be a part? I think that's the proper grammer.)

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 9:28:03 PM   
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 11/30/2007 9:51:56 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Memaw.

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But there is something in the way.



A big ole belly?






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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/1/2007 9:08:09 AM   
monamie


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Status: offline 		Kerr, have you contacted your local historical society to see if your office could possibly be a stop on the town's official ghost tour?

Perhaps your office used to be occupied by an old barrister who was noted for his "gastric distress" and this is his way of communicating with you. Possibly that's his way of letting you know he wants you to switch to Northern, you think?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/1/2007 11:27:56 PM   
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Scott now has extra soft so you can switch from Charmin for your delicate sensitivities.



Non-standard Scott is an abomination.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 1:55:30 AM   
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Scott now has extra soft so you can switch from Charmin for your delicate sensitivities.



Non-standard Scott is an abomination.



You're kind of legalistic about it, aren't cha?
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 6:52:27 AM   
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 10:10:35 AM   
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Sort of off topic, but do they still use those horrid sheets of waxed paper in elementary school rest rooms? I may be legalistic in thinking that whoever came up with *that* should be keel-hauled

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 5:37:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ps103

No--not legalistic, just a purist.



Sort of off topic, but do they still use those horrid sheets of waxed paper in elementary school rest rooms? I may be legalistic in thinking that whoever came up with *that* should be keel-hauled


They use paper so thin that it falls apart if you breathe on it. And it comes on those giant rolls like restaurants use, except that the spindle is rusty and won't turn easily. So you end up with tiny little pieces of flimsy paper.

I would rather have my haunted stuff.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 5:39:59 PM   
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Perhaps your office used to be occupied by an old barrister who was noted for his "gastric distress" ...?



Used to be?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 6:01:44 PM   
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Again.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 10:10:29 PM   
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Have you recently lost a pet cat? Certainly he or she has returned with a vengeance and is wreaking havoc on your bathroom to punish someone for a perceived mistreatment! Not enough catnip? Too few Kitty treats? A new dog in the family?

Check your phone book for a poltergeist specialist who might cleanse your house of this ghastly spirit before things get much worse. Next time you may find prized furniture or drapes shredded or even a wet spot on your bed.

Don't say I didn't warn you!



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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 10:24:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks Diane, but this is at my office, where no cat has ever scratched. (I have four at home though, but no problems with TP there.)


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Kerr in the spirit of the season your office could switch to holly leaves .



Deadhead, I'll leave the holly leaves to the uses God intended, which is not anywhere near my hindquarters.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/2/2007 11:58:09 PM   
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Thanks Diane, but this is at my office, where no cat has ever scratched.

OH! I must have missed it was your office. If it isn't a new building then maybe the previous owner had a cat, and Diane's post would still be appropo.
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/3/2007 11:19:43 PM   
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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 1:06:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe it's not the ghost cat who is doing it, but Mr. Whipple himself! He always said, "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin!" So if you are squeezing the roll while peeling paper off of it, then surely he'll be there defending his precious "possession".

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 2:36:04 AM   
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Why don't you mount the dispenser vertically?


Have you ever tried to pull some paper off of a vertically mounted dispenser?

Pull, tear, pull, tear....one puny sheet at a time.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 7:22:23 AM   
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Why don't you mount the dispenser vertically?



....or upside-down, defying gravity?


*whispers* Psssssst---PamelaSue----anyone told you what a tther is? No? Me neither. (you can't tell in the smiley, but the chin is quivering)

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/4/2007 8:18:00 AM   
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Thanks Diane, but this is at my office, where no cat has ever scratched.

OH! I must have missed it was your office. If it isn't a new building then maybe the previous owner had a cat, and Diane's post would still be appropo.


You and your ten dollar words.

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