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Things you should never say to a car salesman - 7/5/2008 12:23:28 PM   
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Things you should never say to a car salesman. I've learned that these two things you just don't say when wanting to buy a new car.


1.I love, love, love this car.The salesman will, of course, sympathize and want to help you out. But he'll tell you the sales manager, you see, well... That's a really hot car and we had someone in here just the other day and... He just won't take less than...They know you're not about to walk away. Bottom line: Cars you're not in love with are usually a lot cheaper.



2.. I need a monthly payment of...



What are some other bad things to say,that maybe you've said and realized it was the wrong thing to say?
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 7/11/2008 8:33:03 PM   
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"Is the milage correct?"

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 7/15/2008 11:54:05 AM   
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I have been to a couple of other dealerships, and they were asking a higher price.

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 7/16/2008 11:48:04 PM   
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"I am paying cash. How much is the car?"

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 7/17/2008 10:02:22 AM   
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"Name your price! I'll take it!"

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/7/2008 1:03:16 AM   
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I'm in love with this car!

I need a car as soon as possible!
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/7/2008 6:47:52 AM   
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I am wanting to trade in my lemon-of-a-car and I also have the pre-approved loan check right here!!!

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 8:40:12 AM   
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Money is no problem.

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 2:15:40 PM   
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I'm new at this.

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 2:20:33 PM   
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I need a car, like yesterday.

Where is the radio?

Can I trust you? I just moved here and I have no one to go to to check the engine and such for me.

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 2:39:05 PM   
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 3:07:05 PM   
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 7:06:15 PM   
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/13/2008 7:31:56 PM   
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I hate paperwork; don't you? I just hate reading all that legal-ease. I say, "Life is too short. Hand me a pen!"

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/20/2008 8:21:56 AM   
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quote:

I need a car as soon as possible!


Actually, I just bought a car at the beginning of the month. My car was totaled in an accident and I needed to buy a car that day. I told the car salesman that I am buying a car today, so if it isn't from him, it will be from someone else.

The Sales Manager started monkeying around with the deal, so I got up and walked out, got in my car (rental) and was about to drive off and the sales man came running after me!

I still went somewhere else and got a better deal.
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/20/2008 11:38:23 PM   
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Do you have a finance manager that I can talk with?

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/21/2008 12:25:48 AM   
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Nice wig!

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/21/2008 1:27:40 AM   
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 8/21/2008 1:41:19 AM   
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I dont want to buy...I'm just bored and feel like test driving new cars that I can not afford to buy
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 9/4/2008 5:49:17 PM   
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When was the last time that you sold a car?
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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 9/6/2008 8:46:55 PM   
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You are the most honest person that I know ...

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RE: Things you should never say to a car salesman - 9/18/2008 6:21:04 PM   
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Is this your first day on the job?
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