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The lamest pick up lines - 7/6/2008 9:26:46 AM
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beachcooky
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Do you know any lame pick-up lines?
They always make me laugh!
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/2/2008 11:49:19 PM
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CaptainKarrot
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My friend Miles demonstrates with friend Carly:
Miles: *creeper-like* What's your name?
Carly: Ummm, Carly...?
Miles: Well, Carly is my new favorite flavor.
Kids, don't try this at home!!
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/3/2008 2:14:33 AM
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For all the pirates ::
"Ye certainly put the shiver in me timber!"
"My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits."
"Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you."
"I didn't believe in predestination until tonight."
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/4/2008 1:46:01 PM
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mvic
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I never forget a name or a face. But in your case I'll make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/4/2008 4:43:25 PM
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sisrev
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Here's an oldie but a (not)goody:
"What's your sign?"
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/6/2008 10:46:45 PM
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Kerrlaw
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For a big girl, you don't sweat much.
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That which does not kill us makes us fatter. ~ crankius
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/6/2008 10:51:47 PM
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Kerrlaw
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If I said that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/6/2008 11:06:23 PM
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sisrev
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Weren't we in the same cell-block?
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/6/2008 11:44:10 PM
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smilingcutie
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Did it hurt?
When?
When you fell from heaven!
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/7/2008 12:12:01 AM
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musicboss11
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Baby, you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/7/2008 12:57:01 AM
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smilingcutie
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Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/7/2008 8:55:59 PM
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Kerrlaw
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The voices in my head all agreed that I should talk to you.
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/7/2008 10:45:13 PM
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zmanfan38
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Are you married?
No.
Do you wanna be?
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/8/2008 3:47:12 PM
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crazedmom
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Haven't we met before?
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~ I Chronicles 4:9-10
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/8/2008 7:44:18 PM
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Cloak
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What time is it?
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And My God shall meet ALL Your Needs according to His glorious riches in Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4: 19)
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RE: The lamest pick up lines - 8/13/2008 6:24:48 PM
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mvic
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Do you want to marry me?
Are you rich?
Answer the second question first.
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